40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (November 27, 2025)

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    jennifer Co. @jen_in_reverie I think the elephant really ties the room together.
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    Commander @commandderr I love how one sole pigeon has been sent to try negotiate. OCjay @ced_jayy -1d the sheer drama of this standoff has made my day D
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    ugh @ughfinewhatever I'm inventing a website for unemployed people called linkedout
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    230 @fairiehaze "What did they say about me?" Lirype LT og det hender el som Dev were enn de feye andre Fugles kas et for wale farge kan være sky i des at galt Hos ave og korice nd net khet med setben kan lag dyt, eller ikk 1 Nrg ar lappeeien as vaslig reglugt i Finnmark De hekker mer alig and or des sides. Hehe holder des Avlog, nes des fans ogski meile he de l vage or Neade bayi Ser Nor On vissore heider lappnine mes i Sokker p eykker, som ofte si seg i lag med and te i vate nok og alger gerne
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    whygee ❤ @whhygee Who decided that candles go on top?
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    Dave @tufdave My dad walked my sister down the aisle to marry her third husband. He looked at her and said "I keep giving you away and they keep giving you back"
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    Ryanair → @Ryanair we would never give out headphones @Edjohn. 15h The future of travelling with @ryanair and if by any chance your foot size is more than 10/11 an extra 15% of the ticket price will be charged to you. ifly
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    milo edwards @Milo Edwards two old guys in the gym sauna chatting away in arabic obvs i've got no idea what they're saying until one of them goes “parallel parking inshallah". inshallah indeed brother.
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    @ratlimit @ratlimit I am losing it. I did NOT know Michelin Stars were granted to restaurants by the Michelin Man HER PLACE SUPPER CLUB AMANDA SHULMAN & ALEX KEMP PHILADELPHIA
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    @meishato every morning i wake up and make the worst. possible time management decisions anyone has ever made
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    cn @popatyobuddy coworker got fired for the same shit i been doing adidas 1907
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    Kath❤ @Opokuaaaaa Never seen manipulation like this in my life sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed. 1d "Or should I ask Satan." Is very important when praying.
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    Fifty MILLION Hungry melons @atomic bombz LMAO THEY GAVE ONE OF OUR SCHOOL CATS AN ID SISU
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    @jazzanchovy Today a coworker said he "challenged himself" to "old school google" something instead of using chat gpt. And that he "used to be really good at googling" and it was "hard" for him cause he "only uses chat gpt now." He said this out loud in a meeting
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    Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman This is simply not a walkable city ☑Lord of the Rings Daily @LOTR_Daily_.3d Tweet like you live in Mordor
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    @quesadaaa_ "I'll just stop and get gas in the morning" Me in the morning realizing I have to get gas:
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    amina, @chaandmami I will always be traumatized when I looked up my dad on ratemyprofessor out of curiosity to see what his student's reviews were and he had NOT ONE, but TWO CHILI PEPPERS Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas 2d rate my professor became useless when they removed the chili pepper x.com/kelly_erin_/st...
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    Whoa @y4rdrat roblox is giving the kids no other choice but to communicate like bees KreekCraft @KreekCraft. 1d Kids on Roblox have started using Morse Code to bypass new chat restrictions r/roblox. 2d ago Radiant Spite260 My New Invention Creation Roblox Morse Code Jump Move slightly
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    Stunna @wentsickomode How were those things in close proximity of one another that you would grab the wrong one? @juniorkingpp. 20h I thought i grabbed my cologne but i grabbed seasoning by mistake. Was finna be out here smellin like brisket McCormick THE TASTE YOU TRUST m McCormick Grill Mates MESQUITE SEASONING
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    Michael Haneke Paneke @davo_arid There was a computer glitch at the end of tonight's Nuggets game that erased all the players' stats, which led to this fantastic screengrab from the post-game show: 10 TIM F HARDAWAY JR. STATS ARE DOWN BUT HE PLAYED GREAT
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    jay @kendallhosseini this truly looks like it's out of season 27 of parks and rec faye tv @fayesstv.3d im crying why the pope dgaf TICAN Ovents
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    alex @fiilmzone if i say "im gonna watch this movie soon" just know that it could mean tonight or 2027
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    juju š⭑ @ayeejuju when work cooked you so bad you get home and just sit like this for a while
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    coraline @simplyrotten i hate having a body, it's so high maintenance. shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it's all very stupid
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    @Umzd4rg This is an elite method and works every time 100% success rate wan C000 LS25 HNJ Using the broken down method to park somehwre for 15 minutes
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    This gonna be 50 ships of cray julia is over it чl-/ @jubunnies winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5pm it's already pitch black and the evening is super long so it feels like you're staying up til 2am but in reality it's only 11pm. 10/10
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    @malybe My aunt who has never been married before told my cousin braids aren't appropriate to wear for her wedding. I asked her what hairstyle did she wear when she got married. Now everyone is yelling. I was just asking a question
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    xxl✩ @xxldubem i know that half orange side speak to her like venom Redd IRIS @ReddCinema. 1d she grew
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    420WeabooSlayerPriv @420WSlayerPriv Ur in a performative male contest and this ur opponent Daily Noud @DailyNoud.2d Lil Yachty shows off his PSP with Hello Kitty Puzzle Party on. LIL YACHTY MULTI-PLATINUM, 2X GRAMMY-NOMINATED RAPPER & SIN HELLO KITTY Puzzzy PARTY
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    ally @missmayn our oligarchs fucking blow they don't even toss us the occasional library or art deco train station.
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    @jazzanchovy At around 3pm today it officially becomes The Holidays- you don't have to try at your job and you can drink at any time. This typically lasts until Reyes Magos but you can push it to MLK day if you have the courage
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    will defries @willdefries after two months of panicking in silence, i have officially found my wedding ring i located it in a small bag that i don't remember putting it in and when i pulled it out, my four- year-old looked at me and said, "i put it there a long time ago so you wouldn't be able to find it" sick man thanks
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    ara @simplyrotten parents be like "you know you can talk to me about anything right?" and then make it extremely clear it will go very poorly if you talk to them about specific things
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    @heshidicjudaism How am I supposed to put my phone down and read a book when my phone serves me up stuff like this CRAVE POP Pop Crave @PopCrave 2d Miss Norway's salmon-inspired national costume stuns audience. 74 MISS UNIVERSE TikTok @s.am 1
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    trap possum @pimpinpossum69 commenting "Al slop" on a high school acquaintances instagram post of their newborn baby
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    ceern @NotoriousBAG_ No hate but that couch to tv angle is crazy work Tam Louchia @tamerawallwork_.1d Lay in my gorgeous little home, freshly bathed and hair washed, watching the kardashians, prosecco in hand, admiring my Christmas tree and just thinking wow how lucky am I KIM
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    angie @hotsoggi tried my first long island iced tea tn. how the fuck did my dad drink like 4 of these at outback steakhouse when i was a kid and drive us both home alive
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    Ivy™s @idkwahatimdoing my uber driver accepted another ride while I'm still in the car KEU
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    lio @lanashotspot gonna watch the opps pov now THE WIZARD OF ZO Play Extras Related
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    Izzo @israeldfirzt My daughter teacher say she talk so much that she put her next to the nonverbal kid in class and the kid talks now
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    JHMMEDIT @jhmmedit how do yall keep coming up with these A BU MED Comments 149 Likes 44.6K ول ☑ Austin's wife (real) He is older than my parents. 9h Reply Triona 918 & just cos the wrapper is wrinkled dont mean the candy ain't sweet 1h Reply View 9 replies 1 Ф

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